Archive for the ‘just for fun’ Category

To be clear this blog is not about physical beauty it’s about the choices people make…what they wear to or how they act at the gym. I realize I’m not the world’s expert on “Hot” or “Not” but I’m still going to give you my opinion.

If spending $130 on a pair of butt-toning shoes or $40-75 on a pair of fitflops will provide enough motivation to get off the sofa and walk…so be it. Some how I doubt that a new pair of shoes will be the “ah ha” that people need to get moving.

If I knew there was going to be a gym photo op I would have taken five minutes to put on some eye shadow and mascara before I left the house.

Oh and have you ever had the sensation that your elbow is going to crack or pop but it takes a few movements before it finally does? It’s kind of like needing to burp but you can’t.

I’m hopeful that these are the people who think they can show up at the gym and get fit in one week for the debut of their bathing suits. If I’m right they will be gone by Friday…we can only hope.

Lately I’ve felt a reluctance to see you and when I do spend time with you the disappointment that lingers below the happiness you and I once had is unbearable. I know this is something I need to work out on my own…it’s not you, it’s me!

All of the sudden I heard a noise. What the…is it a snort? A grunt? What the heck is that? Oh my! (I thought) Am I in the men’s showers? Is it possible that I walked into the men’s locker room and didn’t even notice?

For tonight’s blog my last-ditch effort is to write about nothing. Which is what this blog is about…nothing.

Don’t get me wrong…I appreciate that a guy talked to me at the gym cause he must have liked what he saw, right? But I’m not at the gym to meet guys. I’m at the gym to workout!

I’m sitting here watching my DVR’d shows (and writing this blog) with a cold pack on my hip and heat pack on my neck…liv’n the dream baby!